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Jim Harbaugh's Orphanage
The Michigan head coach lives in a bubble (full of unplanned children) and he doesn’t know why you don’t live there, too.
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Naz Hillmon is Living the Dream
Michigan's GOAT is starting to make a big impact midway through her rookie year. Also: the Zavier Simpson hook shot revolution is only beginning.
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Michigan 42, Ohio State 27
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Big Ten Football Coach Contracts, Ranked by Absurdity
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Thicc Stauskas' Big Ten Position Rankings: Wide Receiver, Part Two
Would someone please offer Brian Hartline a head coaching job? Please? We're willing to beg.
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Thicc Stauskas' Big Ten Position Rankings: Wide Receiver, Part One
If your school's name starts with the letter "I" they're down here.
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Thicc Stauskas' Big Ten Position Rankings: Tight End
"Caring about this position" is an important factor.
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Big Ten Football Coach Contracts, Ranked by Absurdity
Money isn't real. Unless you need to buy out Kirk Ferentz's contract.
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Thicc Stauskas' Big Ten Position Rankings: Running Back, Part Two
It's a battle royale between Michigan, Ohio State, and Wisconsin. Which backfield comes out on top?
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Youssef Khayat is the Steal of Michigan's 2022 Class
Scouting Juwan Howard's newest commitment and looking at the (probably) completed 2022-23 roster position-by-position.
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Thicc Stauskas' Big Ten Position Rankings: Running Back, Part One
It's not a good sign for Iowa that we keep using photos from last year's Big Ten title game.
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