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Bill DiFilippo and Patrick Mayhorn start with a Shelleytini for two. It can only go up from there, right? Also: the bathroom from Hell.
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IT HAPPENED. HOLY SHIT, DID IT EVER HAPPEN.
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Mark Schlissel was never fit to be president of the University of Michigan, even before revelations of his affair with an employee.
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We've already forgotten the... Maryland game? I think it was Maryland. Anyway, Beat Ohio.
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Money isn't real. Unless you need to buy out Kirk Ferentz's contract.
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Michigan's new defensive coordinator is installing an entirely new defense. There's reason to believe he can engineer a turnaround—several reasons, in…
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In which Michigan football repeatedly breaks math and college coaching hires break everyone's brains.
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Michigan is solving their problems with aggression sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it
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Don't you know, pump it up.
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We'd love for you to join us. Get 20% off an annual subscription this week! That's 12 whole American dollars! Plus: a special perk from Homefield for…
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If you only watched the Huskers against Illinois, you have the wrong impression. Also: a magnificent bird.
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There's no such thing as selective integrity.
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